random quote

Gareth: If you're so clever, what am I thinking now?
Tim: You're thinking 'how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?'
Gareth: No.
Tim: You're thinking 'if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?'
Gareth: No. And you can't.
Tim: What are you thinking Gareth?
Gareth: I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.